This snowman has had ENOUGH.
He’s done melting for people, done lowering his standards, done pretending he’s fine in 12°C weather, it’s over.
He’s wrapped in his little scarf, holding a sign like:
“Listen… if you want warmth, go find a fireplace.”
It’s cute, it’s sarcastic, and it’s basically the perfect Christmas sweater for anyone who’s protecting their peace all season long.
Soft, warm, and offensively comfortable, it’s the one you grab for:
awkward family gatherings, last-minute shopping chaos, hot chocolate nights, or any moment you need a harmless reminder that you’re not… available like that.
Note: If you want the oversized “holiday marshmallow” vibe, size up.
Mid-weight cotton/poly blend
Fleece inside (snowman-approved)
Classic comfy fit
Bright, durable print
Goes with anything you throw on
Cold wash, low dry, avoid ironing the print (unless you LIKE chaos).
This snowman has had ENOUGH.
He’s done melting for people, done lowering his standards, done pretending he’s fine in 12°C weather, it’s over.
He’s wrapped in his little scarf, holding a sign like:
“Listen… if you want warmth, go find a fireplace.”
It’s cute, it’s sarcastic, and it’s basically the perfect Christmas sweater for anyone who’s protecting their peace all season long.
Soft, warm, and offensively comfortable, it’s the one you grab for:
awkward family gatherings, last-minute shopping chaos, hot chocolate nights, or any moment you need a harmless reminder that you’re not… available like that.
Note: If you want the oversized “holiday marshmallow” vibe, size up.
Mid-weight cotton/poly blend
Fleece inside (snowman-approved)
Classic comfy fit
Bright, durable print
Goes with anything you throw on
Cold wash, low dry, avoid ironing the print (unless you LIKE chaos).
