“Santa Can Keep the Gifts”

This sweatshirt is pure Christmas cheek.
Santa shows up with his bag of presents… and he’s like, “Cute, but I’m upgrading my whole reality instead.”
It’s playful, it’s funny, it’s festive, the kind of holiday sweater that actually gets reactions.

Soft, warm, and easy to throw on, it’s made for everything December throws at you:
tree decorating, chaotic shopping days, family dinners, lazy movie nights, cocoa on the sofa, all of it.
It’s the comfortable “I’m in the holiday mood, but I still have standards” sweater.

If you like Christmas with a wink and a bit of attitude, this one fits perfectly.

Product Features

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for a cozy, comfy feel

• Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and durable stitching

• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit

• Vibrant DTG print that pops without looking cheap

• Soft inside, clean finish outside

• OEKO-TEX certified dyes + US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton

• Made responsibly in Nicaragua

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold

• Non-chlorine bleach

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron print

• Do not dry clean